How's The Tomatoes?

A young woman was working very hard to have a backyard garden in her first home of her own. she had some luck but just not as good as her neighbors. she saw him one morning and walked over to ask for some advice. she told him how hard she worked and there was not one weed in her whole garden and she gave them the fertilizer just like the package said but she wasn't getting results like he did. She said she'd most like to grow tomatoes like his and wanted to know if he's share his secret with her.

He told her twice a day he stands at the end of each row and flashes the plants for a few minutes and the tomatoes got bright red with embarrassment. she thought it was silly but started with the flashing that evening. A week later the neighbor shouted over "how's your tomatoes?" They are ok but you should see my cucumbers!

 

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