George w. and his driver where driveing along a country road, late at night, when a pig appeared in the middle of the road, the driver was not able to avoid it, and hit and killed the poor pig. George told the driver to pull over, and go up to the farm house and explain. the driver was gone for a few hours, but returned, carrying some wine, smoking a cigar, and with his clothes in disaray, George w, asked what happened. the driver explained, I told them, that I was George W. Bush's driver, and that I had just killed the pig, they got all excited, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.