A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train of and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passenger, Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay, Your wife was a great lay! He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man whod done the shouting, and asked, Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife was a great lay? The other man shrugged his shoulder.

It isnt really true, he said, but I dont want to hurt his feelings.