George, Jock and Pat are discussing their teenage daughters.

George says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". Jock says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was shocked too as I didn't even know she drank." Pat comes in. "Shocked doesn't begin to come into it.

"I was pokin' around in our Mary's room only this mornin', when I found pack of dem rubber johnnies.

"I didn't even know she had a willy.

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