A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big ignore it if it's insignificant, " replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied "Oh, more or less the same.

Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars, ' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers, ' so I let it go."