A man is walking down the street and passes a bar with a sign in the window saying c**ksucking igunia. the man stops and enters the doors to bar to see about this igunia. he strolls up to the bar adn calmly ask the bartender about the sign. the bar tender tells him all about this truely amazing animal and the cost for 10 mins. The man seems very interested and pays for 10 mins. The man casually makes his way to a back room and dose his thing with the igunia. 10 mins later the man returns to the bar with the igunia in his arms and demands to buy it. he finnaly conviences the bartender to sell and returns home to his wife.

Upon arrival home his wife sees and asks why he has an igunia. the man hands his wife the new pet and says teach it how to cook and clean than pack your bags and get out.