There was this city boy out on a vacation in the country. He's driving along when he notices a farm house. He pulls in the driveway and goes to the door and says, "I was driving on the road and I noticed you had some cottonwood trees and I was wondering if I could go and pick some cotton?" The farmer says, "Boy everybody knows you can't pick cotton from cottonwood trees." The cityboy asks, "Well do you mind if I try?" The farmer said, "No, I don't mind.

" So an hour later the city boy knocks on the door and says, "Thank you, I picked you a basket and me a basket." The nexted day the city boy came back and says, "Yesterday when I was picking cotton, I couldn't help but notice that you had some honeysuckle and I was wondering if I could get some honey?" The farmer says, "Boy everyone knows that you can't get honey from honeysuckle!" The city boy asks, "Do you mind if I try?" And the farmer says, "No, I don't mind." So an hour later, a knock on the door theere's the city boy with two barrles of honey, and he says, "I got enough for you and me.

" The next day the city boy comes back and says, "Yesterday, I couldn't help but notice that you had some p***ywillows and..." The farmer interrupts, "Hold on, I'm coming with you!"