A man comes home very late one night to find his wife asleep in their bed with her mouth open. Thinking quickly he grabs a bottle of aspirin & dumps a few into her open mouth.A few minutes later she sits up spitting & sputtering. "What the hell are you doing?" she demands. "Oh", he says. "I put a few aspirins in your mouth." "Why?" she screams. "I don't have a headache!" "Good", the man says.

"Let's f**k!!!"