A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink, and he noticed a big bucket full of money on the counter and asked the bartender, hey whats with the bucket? bartender said you get all that money if you can make that horse laugh. so he walked over to the horse and wispered in his ear, and the horse busted out laughing. he grabbed the money and left.

A couple weeks later the same guy goes back to the bar and orders a drink and notcied that there was a bucket again, and asked what it was for this time, bartender said if you can make the horse cry you get all the money. but you cant hurt the horse, so the guy takes the horse into the bathroom and they come out the horse is crying, and the bartender askes the guy well you have won both buckets, what on earth did you do? the guy said, I told the horse I had a bigger d**k, and this time I proved it.