One day at the Senior Center a hypnotist was scheduled to do a demonstration. He arrived to the Senior Center and was happy to note that he had a full crowd. He walked up on stage and took out a pocket watch. He said, "This is an antique watch that my grandfather gave me.

It is solid gold and very dear to me.

Now ladies and gentlemen I would like you to watch the watch." The hypnotist started slowly swinging the watch back and forth - back and forth.

"Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch." "Watch the watch.

" All of a sudden the watch slipped from his hand and hit the floor. He said "SHIT".

It took five days to clean up the Senior Center.