My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned..couldn't concentrate.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker, but anyway I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.