A man walks into his neighborhood pharmacy and calls his friend aside. He tells him " I've got a big problem. I made a date with three different stewardesses for the same evening, " The pharmacist says "That is a bit of a problem, but why did you come to me?" Well, I need some help he was told. The man then asked for some Viagra, spanish fly, anything to get him through the night. The pharmacist was shocked and told the man that he couldn't give him anything like that. The man begged and pleaded for help untill the pharmacist gave in and slipped him some Viagra. He told the man that they were very strong and to take only one. A couple days later the man comes back into the pharmacy, and he looks like death warmed over.

He asked the man what happened. The man said that when he got home he took a viagra, and got to thinking, 3 girls, 3 Viagra.

The pharmacist screamed "WHAT?? I told you to only take one!!! You must have been up all night! Are you all right?" The man said "Yea, but look at this." He pulled down his pants and pulled out his member.

The pharmacist gasped in horror, it looked like a piece of swiss cheese. The pharmacist said " That looks horrible." "I know" said the man" You got any Ben Gey?" "Ben Gey?" asked the pharmacist "You don't want to put Ben Gey on that do you?" "Hell no!! " was the reply "The Ben Gey is for my arms.

Those three stewardesses didn't show up!!!!"