A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - 1.

50.

Chicken Sandwich: - 2.50.

Hand Job: - 10.00.

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"