---------- A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle.

He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes, " said the genie. "But there is a catch." "What catch?" the man asked. The genie replied, "Everytime you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted.

" "Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" POOH! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now every lawyer has a TWO Ferrari's, " said the genie. "Next wish?" "I'd love a million dollars, " replied the man.

POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars, " said the genie. "Well, that's ok, as long as I've got my million, " replied the man.

"What is your third and final wish?" The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"