A blonde and a brunette where talking one afternoon and the blonde say's "how do you get your skin so soft and beautyful" well the brunette say's "once aweek i fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it." so the next day the blonde goes to the farm and speecks to the farmer and say's "i'd like a lot of milk" "how much" ask's the farmer "well quite alot 'cos i'm gonna soak in it." "he asked pasteurized?" "NO.... just up to my boobies."