Jim walks into the bar and sees Dave sitting at the end drinking like a fish and laughing it up. Walking up to him, Jim asks "why so happy?" "I was washin' my boat," Dave replies "when this blonde walks up and asks for a ride..So I take her out into the middle of the lake and say "screw or swim"..

She can't swim Jimmy, she can't swim!" and with that he staggers out of the bar. The next night Jimmy walks back into the bar and sees Dave right back in the seet, drinking and laughing. As he aproaches Dave looks up and grins "A brunette walks up to me today and asks for a ride in my boat!" Jimmy smiles knowing what Dave was going to say "Tits out to here Jimmy!! Tits out to here!" So I tried it again, pulled into the center of the lake and said "scew or swim" he smiles "she couldn't swim Jimmy! She couldn't swim!" And with that he fell face first to the bar. The next night Jimmy goes to the bar to see if his old friend had done it again. Suprisingly Dave looked very quiet "Dave what's wrong?" he asks Dave, softly whispers "a beautiful red head walked up Jimmy, Tits out to here...

I did it again, full story, but" "WHAT?" Jimmy asked confused "I said screw or swim, she pulled down her pants, and she had a p***s." "I can't swim Jimmy, I can't swim!"