Three secretaries, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, get a new female boss.

The brunette alertly notices that the boss leaves every day at 3 pm. She informs the others, and all agree that if they left at 3:15, no one would notice. That afternoon, the brunette goes shopping in an uncrowded mall and takes care of all the errands she would have had to do on the weekend, and still gets home on time.

The redhead goes home, fills a bubble bath, gets a glass of wine and a book and has the most relaxing afternoon of the last ten years.

The blonde goes home and notices her boss car parked in the driveway next to her husbands.

Tiptoeing up the stairs, she hears sounds of passionate love and cracking the bedroom door, sees the boss riding her mate.

Distraught, she leaves the house quietly, and drives around aimlessly until her usual time to come home.

The next day, brunette and red are high-fiving. "I got all my weekend shopping done yesterday PM, " says brunette. "What a great idea to leave that early!" "You said it, " echoes red. "That was one relaxing PM for me! I say we leave early every day!" and she turns to blonde, "You in?" "No way!" says blonde. "I very nearly got caught!"