Child Birth

A blonde, brunette, and redhead all pregnant anxiously awaited for the physician to find out the gender of their new children to be.

The dr.

called in the brunette for her consultation first. Dying to share her discovery and after having become friends, she invited the red head and brunette in the office with her. The dr. asks the brunette, "what sexual position were you in when you conceived this child?" the brunette embarassingly stated she was on the bottom in a missionary position. He paused and said "Congratulations mam, your going to have a baby boy!" she screamed in joy as that is what her and her husband were hoping for. Next he asked the redhead the same, and her reply was "I was on top of my husband when I conceived" he told her "Congratulations mam, you are going to have a baby girl" she nearly jumped out of her seat elated with happiness as her and her husband had 2 boys already and had tried for years to have a girl......Just about the same time....

the blonde broke down and started screaming and crying uncontrollably.

They rushed to comfort her and asked what may be wrong in which she said crying....

"I'M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES"!!!

 

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