Three womenblonde, brunette & redhead go to the Dr. because they're all three pregnant. As they all wait in the waiting room, the nurse comes out and begins a general conversation as to what to expect while being examined. After finishing her routine talk, the nurse says: We have a contest and the one who guesses their babies sex correctly, wins baby appareal. So, she turns to the redhead and asks "Do you know the sex of your baby?" Immediately, the redhead responds: My baby is going to be a boy, everybody knows that when the woman is on bottom during sex, all babies are boys.
" Ok, turning to the brunette and asking the same question: The brunette says "Well, everybody knows that when the woman on top, she is going to have a girl. About this time the blonde lets out a blood curdling scream and cries franticly. The nurse and other pregnant women try everything to calm her.
Finally, she calms and says if the position of sex determines the sex of the baby I'm still sobbingI'm going to have puppies........ |