A blonde and a brunette were driving out in the countryside, when the car they were riding in broke down.

With no other options, they began the long walk back into town.After walking what seemed for miles, the blonde had to use the restroom, and not one around for miles, the blonde told the brunette to wait for her as she slipped off into a grove of trees to answer mother nature's call.After waiting about 15 minutes for her friend to return, the brunette decided to find her blonde friend and see what was taking her so long to come back.As the brunette walked through the trees, she sees the blonde in a field giving a bj to a old farm horse."What in the hell are you doing?"she yelled at her blonde friend."Shut up, bitch"the blonde yelled back at her companion."I got us a ride back to town!"