Yo mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off. Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!" Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies. Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic? A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

You so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!