What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors!

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER. Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today? Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste. MampM's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands VW Condoms: Drivers wanted BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister. GE Condoms: We bring good things to life. Gillette condoms: the best a man can get Andrex Soft, Strong and very, very long The rolo condom: would you give her your last one ???? mars condom:- helps you work, rest and play Can you think of any others to add to the list ??

 

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