Two Italian guys are sitting outside the butcher shop talking. "Guido, do you like women who have mustaches and hairy moles on their cheek? "No Marcello, I don't like this woman," Guido answers. "And Guido," Marcello continues. "Do you like women hairy armpits and fat legs?" "No Marcello," Guido responds. "Amma no like women like that." "But Guido," Marcello demands yet again, "Whatta about women with sagging breasts and a fat ass?" "No Marcello! Thatsa horrible!" "Then a Guido, " says Marcello. "Why are you screwing my wife???"