Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant.. Two Hillibillies walk into a restaurant.After rdeing their cornbread and beans , they tlak about the latest addition to their junkyard business.. Suddenly , a wman at a nearby table , who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.After a minute or so , it becomes apparent that she is in real distress..One of the hillbillies looks at her and says"Kin ya swallwe?"The woman shakes her head no."KIn ya Breather?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillibilly walks over to the woman , lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so schocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the hillibilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says , "Ya know , I"d heerd of that there "HIND LICK MANEUVER", but I ain't never seed nobody do it ." THE POOH