Back when Jane first found Tarzan in the jungle, she asked him, "Tarzan what have you done for sex here in the jungle till now?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan no know what sex means.

" To which Jane stretched up and whispered into Tarzan's ear the definition of sex. "Oh!"said Tarzan."Tarzan use hole in tree!" To this Jane gasped, "No Tarzan, Here, you put it in here!"As she stripped off all clothing, lay on the ground in front of the jungle man and pointed to her c**t.

Tarzan stepped between Jane's legs, examined her, and reared back and kicked her in the groin for all he was worth......A few minutes went by and Jane wheezed, "Why the hell did you kick me?" Tarzan looking perplexed replied, "Tarzan just check for bees....."