A man who worked for the Fire department, came home from work and told his wife: You know, we have a wonderful system at the Fire Department. "Bell 1" we all put on our coats. "Bell 2" rings, we all slide down the pole.

"Bell 3" rings, we all are on the truck ready to go. From now on we are going to run this house the same way. When I say "Bell 1" you strip naked, "Bell 2" you jump into bed, "Bell 3" we are going to screw all night! The next night, he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1". She took off her clothes. "Bell 2", she jumped into bed. "Bell 3", they began to screw. After 2 minutes she yelled, "Bell 4".

He said: "What the hell is "Bell 4??" "More Hose"' she yelled, "you ain't nowhere near the fire!"