I Love This Lil Bastard!

One day lil johnny was in school and the teacher asked the class the meaning of "womb". of course theyre all too young to understand that concept so a few of the kids try to take a whack at it anyway. One little boy responds with "the place where Elmer Fudd goes to sleep". The teacher laughs and tells him that his answer was not correct. Then she looks around the room somemore and sees lil johnny raising his hand excitedly. So she reluctantly calls on him knowing that hes a lil dirty bastard.

"Ok johnny" she says, "what is the meaning of womb?" He responds with TWO ELEPHANTS F**KING! WOMB! WOMB!

 

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