These two pld ladies are standing in the rain smoking without any sucess.

As one of them tries to light her camel cigerate the other pulls a condom out of her purse cuts the end off and outs it her cigerate to keep it dry.Seeing this the other one decides to buy a condom for herself so she goes into a pharmacy and askes for a pack of them.

The cashier says certainly, what size do you require, thinking about it the woman replies, well I'm not sure, just one to fit a camel.