A woman and baby are at the doctor's. The Doc is concerned about the baby's weight. "Is he bottle or breast-fed?" asks the Doc.

The woman replies, "Breast.

" The Doc gets her to strip to the waist so he can examine her.

He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both her breasts for a while. "No wonder the baby is underweight, " he concludes. "Your breasts aren't producing any milk.

" The woman replies, "I know, I'm his granny.

But I'm glad I came.

"