Better Than Geico

Rachel had called up her friend for their daily gossip. "Helen, you will not believe what my husband did last night. He's normally such a wuss but when he found out that I had dinged the door of his convertible and he completely lost control. He did things he's never done before. He threw me over his lap, lifted up my skirt and spanked me 'til I cried." "He didn't!" Helen said, horrified. "Oh, yes! I couldn't believe it. My p***y was sooo wet. Then when he found out that the dent on his fender was from when I hit it with a shopping cart, he held me down over his lap and spanked until my butt was covered bright red. Then he ravished me right there on the living room floor. I must have cum a dozen times" "Goodness!" "Next he found out I had left the emergency brake on when I sneaked the car to the repair shop. That really did a lot of damage, apparently.

He tied me to the bed and whipped me with a switch he cut from our willow out back until I was begging for mercy, then forced me to have sex three more times before I collapsed. I only woke up a half hour ago." "Rachel, that's awful! What are you going to do now?" "Well, I've thrown a rock through his windshield but I'm waiting until the weekend to slash his tires."

 

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