There were a bunch of sheep herders hanging out with the flock... One of the younger guys says he is really jonesing for a screw. All the olders say just do it with one of the sheep. The young guy considers the ideas, screws his courage and goes off and selects a sheep and has a go... As he is screwing all the older guys are laughing. After he is done the young guys asks if they really screw sheep and one of the older guys says sure. The young guy asks why they were laughing and one of the older guys says: "We were just laughing because you picked such an ugly one." New Zealand and Montana ...

where men are men and sheep are afraid..