A man and woman were returning to the United States from France. While in France they decided to buy a pet skunk and smuggle it into the United States in a Carry-on bag. On their way through Customs they were sent to Agriculture Inspection. Now frightened that they will be examined they discuss amongst them selves while waiting on line. The wife says " you know we'll be in a lot of trouble if they find the skunk" the man replies "well then we have to hide it", "where?" the woman responds. "well stick it down your pants" the man jabbed back.

The woman thought for a second and said "What about the stench" to which the man said...

"IF IT DIES... IT DIES!!!"