This son goes to his father and says "Daddy it is time that I had sex." THe father responds "You are only 12 and have had no practice. You can do it when you are 13 but you need to go practice on the trees.

" When the boy has his 13th birthday the father takes him to the whorehouse and the boy picks out the skinniest tallest girl he can find and takes her to the bedroom. When they get to the room the woman undresses and lies on the bed and says.

Well boy are you ready to f**k. And the boy says hold on. Pulls out a big giant stick and starts beating the hell out of the woman. The woman yells for help and the father comes running in. HE asks "What in the world are you doing son.

" The son replies "Checking for squirrels.

"