Some Guy Quotes: "I'M GOING FISHING": Translation: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH, SURE HONEY, OR YES DEAR" Translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translation: "I have no idea how it works.

" "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MYMIND" Translation: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD" Translation: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner" "THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR" Translation: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS" Translation: "I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES" Translation: "The girl selling them was a real babe" "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL" Translation: "I have actually severed a limb, but wil lbleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

" "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translation: "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon.

" "I CAN'T FIND IT" Translation: " It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translation: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU" Translation: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, andpm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC" Translation: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm Starving." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translation: "No one will ever see us alive again.

" "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK" Translation: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."