A woman went to the pet store looking for a birthday gift for her husband. She asked the clerk if he had anything unusual or special. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for 50.00.

Would you like to see it?" 50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog.

It gives b**w ***s.

" Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought this was a heck of a deal.

She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog.

She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift.

Of course, the husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another b**w ***.

Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked the woman.

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here."